How to Guide: A Playful Guide to Assessing Extruded Aluminum Load Maximums

Introduction:

Ever wondered how to measure the maximum deflection on your extruded aluminum with a dynamic load? Get ready to embark on a flirty, yet informative journey towards accurate measurements. Follow these steps and let us playfully guide you through the world of structural assessment. So, hold on tight and let’s dive in!

What you’ll need:

  • The Bed Playground System, set up and ready to use
  • measuring tape or ruler
  • a willing participant who’s willing to hang, bounce and swing!
  • a sling, or anchor point with something to suspend your willing participant
  • sexy outfits (optional, but highly recommended)
  • about 15 minutes of time
  • access to the structural member’s manufacturer website calculator (this can vary, contact us for the applicable link)

Step 1: Span It Like You Mean It

Measure the span of your extrusion, noting down its size and type. We all love variety, so make sure these measurements are accurate and that you have identified the version of the BDSMDIY.com bed system you are working with! There is Lite (1515L) and Regular (1515), and the heavy duty Beds use a double thickness version of the regular referred to as 1530. These numbers denote the 15 series extrusions that are 1.5” square, and the L indicates the Lite version where it’s absence indicates the regular version. The heavy-duty option uses a 1.5″ x 3″ structural member.

Step 2: Crack the Calculator

Time to play with numbers! Use the manufacturer’s online calculator to calculate the load and deflection maximum for your structural member. Fill in the data fields with your span measurement, material size, and type. The results will provide you with maximums, including maximum deflection, which is the key to measuring your loads in real-time.

Step 4: Measuring Tape Tease

Oh, the measuring tape, a seductive ally in this journey! Grab yours, ensuring it’s long enough to measure the distance between the roof and the structural member. They say size doesn’t matter, but there’s nothing like a good tape length to arouse curiosity!

Step 5: Sensual Weight Suspension

Invite your subject to play, maybe even wearing something saucy! Let them hang their weight passionately from the structural member, either hanging by their hands or from an anchor point with a sling. While they sway, keep your eyes glued to the measuring tape, capturing the divine deflection that still separates the roof and the structural member.

Step 6: Bounce ‘n’ Evaluate

Now for some lively action! Encourage your subject to bounce and frolic upon the structural member. Observe every twist and turn, and closely monitor the seductive deflection as they embrace their playful side.

Step 7: Dare to Compare

With the info you gleaned from the online calculator data, compare the actual deflection with the manufacturer’s suggested maximum deflection. If your deflection is less than the manufacturer’s recommendation, you’re golden. It’s even better if your deflection is less than 50% of their suggested value. It’s always good to have a healthy margin of safety.

Step 8: Expand Your Horizons

Don’t be shy to explore other enticing locations on the structural member that ignite your curiosity. Try it here, try it there. Repeat these steps, teasing out the maximum deflection wherever you please. Yes, darling, the possibilities are endless.

Conclusion:

Congratulations, you’ve boldly ventured into the art of measuring maximum deflection on extruded aluminum with a dynamic load. Armed with your measuring tape and a playful spirit, you can now assess the seductive deflection of structural members easily in the future. Remember, it’s not just about the measurements, but the journey of discovery and connection. With safety a top priority, you can ensure a long life of happy flirting. May your calculations always be this exciting!

Disclaimer: This guide is intended for entertainment purposes only. Please follow the manufacturer’s instructions and take necessary safety precautions when working with extruded aluminium and fasteners.